Many of us cannot imagine a life without a pet. What would it be like? Definitely quiet and, yeah well, boring! Our pets make us laugh on a daily basis. They make us laugh when they play, when they roll over, when they communicate with their own reflection in the mirror or when they chase mysterious shadows on the wall. It’s as simple as that – our pets make us laugh when nothing else can! And, it seems that even on the internet animals have a great sense of humor. Here is a list of some of the best online animal jokes.

Ready for a good laugh?

Q: What do you call a fish without an eye?
A: Fsh!

Q: What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?

Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Porkchop!

Q: What dog wears contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!

Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chilli Dog

Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!

Q: What do you call a painting of a cat?
A: A paw-trait

Q: What do you ask a sad horse?
A: “Why the long face?”

Q: What did the cow say to the turtle?
A: Get a mooove on

A man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game in astonishment for a while.
“I can hardly believe my eyes!” he exclaimed. “That’s the smartest dog I’ve ever seen.”
“Nah, he’s not so smart,” the friend replied. “I’ve beaten him three games out of five.”

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Do you know any good animal jokes? Well, let’s hear them then!